Ryu's Sack (censored school version)

Here's the story I wrote for school using figurative language. If you want an uncensored version, I'll edit this to be school-unappropriate.

    One day Sakura Kasugano was stalking Ryu, as usual. She saw him carrying his dirty beige sack.
"Hey Ryu, what's in that sack you carry everywhere and anywhere?" She asked while following him.
    Ryu nervously turned around and shouted: "You don't need to know you annoying piece of fruit."
    "But I want to know what's in that stained sack of stuff!" She sniffed. "That smells like *bleep*."
    Ryu sighed. "The stuff in here... um... grants tremendous power!"
    Sakura didn't believe him. She took it off his back, opened it, and found My Little Pony items.
    "Eeeee! Ponies! You're a softie!"
    Ryu blushed in embarrassment. "I'm a hardened warrior, not soft!"
    "Your secret is safe with me."
    Ryu smiled, and Sakura ran to Cammy White and Chun-Li. She told them about the ponies in Ryu's sack, and they shrieked with laughter.
    Cammy said: "You've got serious problems, Ryu."
    Chun-Li laughed: "THAT'S SO CUTE! POOOOONIIIEEES!"
    Ryu exclaimed in anger: "Sakura was supposed to keep it secret!"
    Sakura replied: "Never trust anyone on April Fool's Day!" She ran off. "Ehehehehe!"
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!