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One day Sakura Kasugano was stalking Ryu, as usual. She saw him carrying his dirty beige sack.
"Hey Ryu, what's in that sack you carry everywhere and anywhere?" She asked while following him.
    Ryu nervously turned around and shouted: "You don't need to know you annoying piece of fruit."
    "But I want to know what's in that stained sack of stuff!" She sniffed. "That smells like shit."
    Ryu sighed. "The stuff in here... um... grants tremendous power!"
    Sakura didn't believe him. She took it off his back, opened it, and found sex items.
    "Eeeeek! You're a pervert!"
    Ryu blushed in embarrassment. "I'm a hardened warrior, not a pervert!"
    "Your secret is safe with me."
    Ryu smiled, and Sakura ran to Cammy White and Chun-Li.
    Sakura: "RYU HAS SEX TOYS!"
    Cammy said: "You've got serious problems, Ryu."
    Chun-Li laughed: "YOU'RE A REAL PERV NOW!"
    Ryu exclaimed in anger: "Sakura was supposed to keep it secret!"
    Sakura replied: "Never trust anyone on April Fool's Day!" She ran off. "Ehehehehe!"
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

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d13mon-studios Apr 14, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav! :D
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TheFallenWolfie Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi There. xD
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TheFallenWolfie Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
because i can... what is the matter with you -_-
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confessioness 5 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
dont ok. you dont say whats the matter with somebody just because they dont like your prefences. 
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DarkMirrorEmo23 Apr 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
Thank you for  the watch!
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BulletproofMonkey Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the Fave!
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You're welcome.
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namesRUNdry Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for becoming a member of -> :iconworld-of-capcom-club: :iconexclamationpointplz:
Celebrating  3 years at dA!   Thanks for people like you who are making it possible.  :iconthumbsupplz:

Just remember to respect our rules,  treat each member equally, and show support for Capcom.  
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